Your work creates literal miracles in your clients lives..
so your bank account should be reflecting how good you actually are.

You should OBVIOUSLY be 

👉 waking up with stripe notifs already on your lock screen before you ever even log on to social.. 

👉 posting what you want, when you want bc everything you say sells

👉 and having 10/10 “FUCK YES!” clients enrolling themselves into your high ticket work every week 

…while working way less and having way more fun than you did when you only had a couple of clients.
 

Instead… you’re feeling like the best kept secret over here still waiting for it to all click 

and that’s the part that’s starting to frustrate you…

because you know this should be your reality NOW.

Your work is the shit, 

people love your content, 

clients constantly tell you how powerful your work is.


But right now?

People find you, love you, and aren’t buying like you know they should be.. 

WHY??

It’s simple.

Your genius is being felt

but it’s not obvious why someone should buy.

Until this changes,

You are going to keep showing up like you're still trying to be chosen.. 

..obsessing over what to post next

...guessing what to say to make people want to buy

..constantly wondering where your next client is coming from and starting from $0 every month

and I know you’re not the kind of woman who’s okay with that.


Your work creates literal miracles in your clients' lives, so your bank account should be reflecting how good you actually are.
You should OBVIOUSLY be 

👉 waking up with stripe notifs already on your lock screen before you ever even log on to social.. 


👉 posting what you want, when you want, bc you know how to think about + communicate your offer so that everything you say sells


👉 and having 10/10 “FUCK YES!” clients enrolling themselves into your high ticket work every single week 
 

But instead, you’re out here feeling like the best kept secret, waiting for it to all click 

and that’s the part that’s starting to frustrate you…

because the best kept secret thing used to feel flattering.. 

but now, it's insulting as f*ck. 

You know this should be your reality NOW.

Your work is the shit, 

people love your content, 

clients constantly tell you what a god send you are...

But right now?

People find you, love you, and aren’t buying like you know they should be.. 

WHY?


It’s simple.

Your genius is being felt 

but it’s not obvious why someone should pay you right now.

So they aren't. 


And now, you're stuck posting random content, doing your best to manifest clients.. 

when really, you just want people to see your value and land in your DMs with those "I JUST PAID!! 🔥" messages like...
You’ve already tried 
Just being authentic and talking about whatever feels true today,

which is great to create connection, fans, and engagement..

But not a predictable path to your paid work.
Then you tried fixing your message and posting more consistently.

That can work sometimes

but every sale still feels like a relief and the moment you slow down...

so does your income.
Then you tried implementing other peoples million dollar business strategies, templates, and frameworks.. 

Which feels exciting at first, 

but they don't actually feel aligned once you've started the process 

..and it's also really hard to fit what you actually do into someone else's templates without it sounding... off?

So you abandon the strategy or start shapeshifting and lose all your conviction, drive, and magnetism in one fell swoop - then spend months trying to recover.. 

or maybe you never have.
And the reason is because none of this truly “fixes” anything 

They just move the problem around…
so it feels like progress when it’s not

that's why your results stay the same (or get worse over time).

What’s actually happening is much more foundational..


☝️ You're still being wayyyy to f*cking polite and showing up like the woman you THINK people want to buy from 

..instead of standing 10 toes down, with zero f*kin' chill about the work you're here to do in the world.

So every time you show up as the polished, professional, palatable version of who you think they want to pay, you hide the exact parts of your genius that would make them stop scrolling and think:

Whoooo the fuck is THAT?


🤘 You haven't positioned your work in a way that makes working with you the only logical next step in the mind of dream clients 

...which is why ppl keep watching, learning from, and thanking you "for the reminder"

instead of choosing you.


🤟 You don't have a predictable way for the right people to find you, follow you, binge you, and buy from you all in one day 

so you never know where your next client is coming from 

and even when something does work, you're not sure how to repeat it. 


All of this is keeping you stuck in the loop of showing up like you're still trying to be chosen...

..obsessing over what to post next

...guessing what to say to make people want to buy

..and starting from $0 every single month
No one is teaching you HOW TO CHANGE this bc Most business + marketing advice is built for people without your soul 
(and YOUR spice ;)
Your genius is not as simple as helping women "get a bikini body by spring break"

It’s multidimensional. 

You’re dealing with a freaking 8D brain that thinks in a literal hypercube..

So you see all things at all times and that can be really f*king hard to put into a sentence without losing the plot..

..especially when the work you do is deep, subtle, intangible, identity shifting.. 

You see the root of your clients problems as easy as breathing.

You know exactly what’s off, you see what’s actually driving the issue...

But translating that into something people can immediately recognize as valuable enough to pay for?

That’s where things get a lil sketch

But let's be clear about something.. 
The issue isn’t that your work is "too deep."

Or intangible. 

And it's definitely not because Marketing Bro Chad told you that what you really want to do wont sell.. 

bull.
shit.

You can literally sell ANYTHING as long as you know how to position it in a way that people care about paying for.
The real issue is that there's a gap between
👉 what you love talking about, teaching, and coaching on

👉 and the exact moment your ppl would actually pull out their card to pay


And when that gap isn’t bridged, this is when your audience can feel you

but don't know what to do with you.

And honestly, neither do traditional marketing experts. 

People love to tell you that you're overthinking, but you're not. You've been sensing something is missing.. 

and you're right.

that's why I created Feral Bitch Business School. 
For years, I watched people devour my free stuff..

then they'd turn around to pay someone else with a fraction of my depth 5x more to solve a problem I KNEW they didn't even have.


You try not to let it mess with you.

but it still does.


Once I finallyyyyy realized what I'm about to show you


I WENT FROM 

❌ 80k fans and followers who loved me but not nearly as many paying me

❌ Random clients every few months that had me questioning if I was even built for coaching

❌ Constantly wondering when/where the next client would come from

❌ Leads ghosting sales calls and saying they are "going to manifest it" never to be seen again

❌ Over giving into burnout 

❌ And having more menti-Bs ending face down on the bathroom floor than I care to admit.


TO 

✅ Over $300k in revenue in the last 3 years 

✅ Cash in the bank every single day

✅ Dream clients that I'm OBSESSED with showing up for upgrading into my high ticket work consistently 

(and staying for years bc they WANT to, 
not HAVE to)

*without sales calls*

in a matter of months.

Now, I'm going to show you exactly how to do it - even if your work isn't very tangible.

Just like I've helped clients who sell manifestation, psychic and spiritual development, feminine embodiment, witchcraft, etc to

Caim FULL unapologetic ownership of the identity of the woman who gets paid for  unleashing her soul work..

Create offer ecosystems and messaging that makes their work a "HELL MF YES!!!" for the right people.. 

Wake up to sales from something they created once and get paid for over and over and over for it...

And effortlessly sell their high ticket offers any time they want. 
And it all happened after I became obsessed with these 5 things.. 
I discovered and developed my genius blueprint and turned it into a repeatable methodology so no matter what I was selling, 

everything in my world was a representation of my actual genius,

not some random thing I thought people would buy.

I became obsessed with sales psychology.

I got rid of sales calls and developed understanding of the mechanics of what turns strangers into clients with nothing but content

So it didn’t matter what the market was doing, or the algorithm, or the economy was doing..

I could finally sell my soul work without selling out my soul. 
This is the part that no one talks about.

I started identifying as the woman who makes f*cking BANK with her soul work.

I stopped shapeshifting to be liked or bought and changed my assumptions around what people thought of me.

And I started showing up as the obvious choice.. because I finally knew why I actually was.

I became obsessed with developing the kind of structure that actually worked for my brain, 

And systems that fit my goals, preferences, desires, and human design.

I tried all the strategies you can imagine

(surprise, they all work)

But learning them all hands on let me build the kind of business I actually wanted to run, 

and allowed me to craft the exact experience I wanted to give my clients. 

BONUS POINTS: This amplified my intuition 100x because now I had context to execute.
Finally, I built an ecosystem that supported my genius at scale.

I decided I wasn’t available for random anymore. Everything would have a job.

My content wasn’t just “good" anymore.
My offers weren’t just “powerful.”

They finally made sense together.

People could:
👉 find me
👉 follow me
👉 binge me
👉 and buy from me

all in the same hour… or in a year.

That part didn’t matter to me.

What did matter was knowing that by the time they were ready more 

They were going to be a full bodied, all in "F*CK YESSSS!!"

And once that existed, sales stopped depending on me being “on.”
What if in the next 3 months...
🤤 You're showing tf up in your unapologetic self expression, feeling 10x more powerful, certain, and secure, knowing your genius freakuency IS and has always been the the thing that people want to pay for. 


🤤 Your business starts bringing you cash in the bank every single day because it is simple to find you, follow you, binge you, and buy from you all at the same time


🤤 You have soulmate level dream clients that make you a fan girl of your own work again filling up your high ticket offers every week because your genius is obvious and easy to pay for now...

Feral Bitch BUSINESS SCHOOL Is where that finally happens


Bc you learn the actual mechanics (both internally + externally) that make businesses like yours work..

🤌 no matter what's going on in the market, the algorithm, or the economy. 

So you can stop guessing what to sell, 

Stop changing your messaging every month, 

Stop guessing what to say in your content to enroll a client this week, and

Start getting paid well for your soul work consistently 

WITHOUT:
🙅‍♀️ shapeshifting for sales
🙅‍♀️ needing a huge audience & posting on social media every day 
🙅‍♀️ doing sales calls
🙅‍♀️ or being "on" all the time 

**unless you want to**

we do this in 3 phases

☝️ ACTIVATION 
🤘 EXPRESSION
🤟 EXPANSION
All of which stop you being experienced as a "talented woman with a good business" and become the f*cking singularity for your ppl. 

You're dealing with something ancient, something feral, you're innovating with first principles that refuse to be bastardized. 

Activation is not some kind of basic “fix your mindset before we do business.” exercise

It is find the sleeping fucking giant, stop treating her chains as personality traits
and put her tf in charge.

Expression gives her a body of work and a VOICE.

Then Expansion makes her rich as f*ck impossible to ignore.

Your business is ALWAYS going to reflect exactly who you're being.. 

that's why your full on feral af genius must become the business first.

Most people teach you to go find out what your audience wants and make that for them... 

that is the most backwards shit i have ever heard in my life. 

It gives strangers power over the way you show up, what you talk about, HOW you talk about it.. 

makes you shape shift into who you THINK people want to pay

and slips into everyyyyything else. 

How you think, speak, walk, talk, eat, sleep, breathe, fuck.. no.

We make YOU the source..

THEN we can build the iconic message, body of work, offers and sales machine that makes your unapologetic genius impossible to miss and easy as fuck to pay

So the right people can find you, follow you, binge you and buy from you every day, while dream clients enter your high ticket world already knowing why working with you matters.


IN OTHER WORDS... 

WE AWAKEN THE SLEEPING GIANT. 

GIVE HER A VOICE. 

& MAKE HER RICH AS F*CK.

WHAT ACTUALLY CHANGES?
You stop showing up for the business you have and and start showing up for the one you are meant to claim..

the one that matches the full f*cking scale of your genius.

Stop watching your dream clients tell you they love what you're doing then turn around and pay someone with a fraction of your gift 5x more to solve a problem they don't even have.

You stop offering fragments of what you CAN do and create the body of work you were actually born to be known for.

You stop trying to "earn a place in the market" and become the woman ppl can't shut up about, in rooms you don't even know exist.

Your message stops sounding like a another polite variation of what everyone else is saying 

because now it is coming from a place nobody else has access to:

YOUR actual interpretation of the world, 

Your actual conviction,

Your actual way of changing people.

You become famous to the right people because they can finally see, feel, name, and buy the thing that makes you unlike anyone else.

You start calling in clients who already know they are powerful, already want more, and come into the room ready to f*cking move..

instead of spending your life trying to empower people who are committed to staying asleep.

You create offers worthy of your time, energy, and attention - that keep you turned tf on the entire time, and make you excited, ready, and energized for the next one instead of drained af and bored.

You finally charge prices that make sense for what happens in the room.

You build a business that can carry the size of your true appetite instead of constantly asking yourself to shrink down to what your current audience is ready for.

Your content stops being another task you have to force yourself to do and becomes the place where your iconic genius takes over the conversation in your industry.

Your ideas start spreading.

Your language starts getting repeated.

Your name becomes attached to a specific transformation.

Your work becomes the reference point for everyone else.

You stop being experienced as a "talented woman with a good business" and become the fucking singularity.

And your bank account changes because the business is no longer selling a watered down, market approved fraction of your expression..

It is selling the thing people cannot get anywhere else.

WHAT MAKES THIS DIFFERENT?


Most business coaching assume:

🧠 Linear Brains 
that follow a rigid step by step perfectly

📋 External Motivation 
that has you keep going even when it feels dead inside.

🙇‍♀️ Compliance Based Execution that has you override your instincts in order to follow the rules

but you are motivated by your genius, 

(whether you know what that is for you right now or not)
and genius isn't linear or compliant.
That's why no matter what you've tried, nothing sticks without feeling like have to shapeshift or sell out your soul.

And she will sabotage everything until you finally let her out.

So what actually works for women like us?

We need...

✅ to understand WHY things work to be able to bring your 5D genius into the 3D experience

✅ to learn how to think differently about who you are, what you do, and who you do it for in a way that honors your multi-passionate multi-dimensionality

✅ to know what to do when your work evolves again so you stop dropping the thread and spending months trying to find it again

✅ to SEE how a thought becomes a decision for your people

✅ to know WHERE high converting content actually comes from

✅ to understand how to influence the right people and repel the wrong ones without feeling like a manipulative piece of shit or sounding like a performative asshole.

and no one is teaching you this.
In other words...

(AND READ THIS TWICE)

Everyone is trying to teach you WHAT to think, do, and say...

Which keeps you dependent on 
other people's blueprint..

So you always feel like you need more scripts, templates, and trends just to get people to move - even though you don't want to do it like that.

In Feral Bitch Business School you're going to learn HOW to think and SEE 

so that everything you do sells, 
and everything you say converts. 

No matter what you're selling. 
No matter when you're selling it. 

What you'll find in FBBS is that there were never actually any "rules" to follow...

Being rich af with your soul work was ALWAYS an art and a science..

We have just been bombarded with ugly art and bad science then told
"THIS is what you have to do"

it is, in fact, not. 

Once this clicks, and you see how all the pieces move together, structure stops feeling like a cage for your genius

and starts being leverage.


WHen you ENROLL, you'll get instant access to

  • 6 Months access to Feral Bitch Business School that starts the day you join
  • ​12 Group Hot Seat Calls - Bi-weekly on Tuesdays @3pm cst  
  • ​Unlimited Depth Video Audits on all of your work - content, sales pages, email sequences, webinars, youtube vids, etc - I do not simply "audit" - this is a process of co-creation. You bring me the raw draft, i show you EXACTLY where to pull more of you out, what to kill off completely, AND show you exactly how i'm seeing it so you don't become dependent on me for your marketing. 
  • ​Daily Coaching from Astrid in Telegram (Mon–Fri) + 
  • ​Community support to share ideas, get feedback from peers when you want it - no unsolicited advice or coaching.
  • ​Guided Course Portal & App filled with training materials on the exact strategies to implement through all 3 phases to make your genius impossible to miss and easy af to pay for

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if you have any questions,
 want to talk about if this space is the best fit for you,
or just need a nice little shove off the cliff...

Hi, I'm Astrid

 ӄǟօֆ ♔ ΔŁĆĦ€ΜƗŞŦ  

 🜃 Founder of the Feral Bitch Business School: the underground club where the witches, healers & wild ones become rich AF for being exactly who they are.

I have been coaching for 8 years, the last 5 of which have been spent guiding BADASS high achieving, conscious CEOs to get paid for their soul work by unleashing their unapologetic self expression and deploying simple aligned strategies that actually work for women like us.

I believe women should be wealthy, turned tf on, fiercely audacious, and obsessed with the life they've conjured & I know that successfully unleashing your soul work into the world is the way we create that.

If you’re the kind of woman who makes the air shift when she walks into a room.. you’re in the right place.

Let’s make reality your play thing.


Here are just a few women I've supported to finally step out in their unapologetic self expression and make bank with their soul work.

This is just a small taste of the kinds of Magick that happens around here and I want you to be next 😘

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